Florida Couple Arrested for Selling Tickets to Heaven

Image+processed+by+CodeCarvings+Piczard+%23%23%23+FREE+Community+Edition+%23%23%23+on+2018-07-07+21%3A58%3A21Z+%7C+http%3A%2F%2Fpiczard.com+%7C+http%3A%2F%2Fcodecarvings.com

Image processed by CodeCarvings Piczard ### FREE Community Edition ### on 2018-07-07 21:58:21Z | http://piczard.com | http://codecarvings.com

Onika Wallace, Contributor

A Florida couple,  Tito and Amanda Watts, was arrested for selling tickets to Heaven. They sold each ticket for $99.99 to anybody willing to buy that they saw on the streets. They claimed each ticket was real gold and all you had to do is show the tickets at the pearly gates and you will be granted full access. It is not illegal to sell the tickets, however it is illegal to sell them as real gold when they are not. A spokesman from the Police Department of Jacksonville says, ” People can sell tickets to heaven, but the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.” Nobody knows how the buyers did not recognize the tickets to be wood and not a block of real gold. It was not just a few buyers either, there was hundreds of people that bought these tickets. The craziest part comes in when Tito tells why he did it and where he got the supposed gold tickets from. Tito told the police, “…don’t care what the police say.

The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…” As you can see, he was very high when he was incarcerated and he was not in a right state of mind. His wife has a very different statement to the police. All she says is, “We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched. “Nobody in the Police Department of Jacksonville knew just how much the Watts had made, until they searched the Watts’ property, they found over 10,000 dollars in cash and five crack pipes.

Oh but that is not all they found. They found a baby alligator! Where did they even get this baby alligator nobody knows. Some suspect they picked it up right from the ocean, but as of this moment it is unclear. They have been charged for illegal possession of an alligator, several accounts of cocaine in their possession, and for false advertising something to hundreds of people.

Sources:

Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven”